Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The rumor of the "Slavic party" with "Euro Vision" woke the whole Helsinki

Russia, Belarus and Ukraine - Tonight in Helsinki for the first time in the history of the "Euro Vision" united "pan-Slavic" party of the three delegations will be organized. Of us, "silver", "stamped" caviar, Ukraine with Serdyuchka -. Bacon and vodka, and Belarus with Koldun and Kirkorov - vodka and chocolate Temnikova Lena, Olia and Marina Seryabkina Lizorkin - member of our trio of "Silver" - in Helsinki on the eve of the day arrived to fight tired after endless rehearsals in Moscow, but ready. "We will not" break "Contest" as the journalists, but the intention to speak with dignity, and of course want to win very much, "- says the girl before in the" Sheremetyevo Silver "Helsinki". " on the eve of the day arrived, weary battle after endless rehearsals in Moscow, but ready to Meanwhile, Yuri Azarenok, Head of the Delegation of Belarus to the bonce publicly a few days ago by Phil zvezdanul after the press conference, I tried to the best I could smooth consequences unpleasant incident "How is your relationship with Kirkorov?" -. press Speak malicious. "Normally, - official with a straight-protocol grimace answered Mr. Azarenok - a complex man, very complex, but now everything is fine." Phil Recall backhand pounded his fist on the nose chief Belarusians for the fact that he "with aristocratic arrogance", the delegations refused to the car to get him immediately to take to the hospital dancer to give their team that is right behind the scenes lost consciousness from a bout of intestinal flu "go I have nothing that I do, you're nobody!" -. was trying to "build", Kirkorov Belarusian "gentleman" and then get on your face, "Have you. to do! The main thing here - I! "- Phil barked Alexander came to the rescue just Tikhanovich, President of Belarus." Euro Hard "and soloist" Verasy to prevent "urban sprawl in a bloody massacre Meanwhile Philip surprised not only a battle, or a song Work Your Magic of Dima Koldun performed. but also the stunning "merchandising", what are the "Euro Vision" has never seen. he brought into the country, where very strict and expensive alcohol .. 1000 liters of vodka "White Russia" in tone-liter bottles in the form the ... Witch with her legs spread and a microphone in his hand, and in 1000 almost encrusted gold box of chocolates "Magic Chest Sorcerer" with beverage filling two-bedroom Presidential Suite on Kirkorov now vodka-like confectionary warehouse and Helsinki -.. an awful hurry All hunting these souvenirs with completion. At a news conference Philip encourages journalists intoxicating gifts for each question. This not dry out the questions, and the press conference was the longest Sorcerer and loud in the competition. Sober or not, but the pool of journalists at the end of almost unanimously put Dima Koldun won first place in their professional rankings forecast "But this competition - shockingly - clasped hands Kirkorov - You have no idea how it ever now did after last year because of Lordi (Winner of the". Euro Vision - 2006 ") , "current and tricks" in his own way "on the" Euro Vision Chips ", maybe the unsurpassed can in the competition's history. Fire fountain, sparks, mannequins, bats, lightning dressing, explosions, giant animated trees in steel and other tricks was staged, the cornucopia, at the first rehearsal, which was able to visit in a position upon arrival in Helsinki. All fear Georgian Sofo, whose country debut at this year's "Euro Vision". Last year the singer won the contest "New Wave - 2006" in Jurmala. In Helsinki, the sample of her dancers rider suddenly peppered the whole scene with sharp blades. The actress had to explain that vonzennye swung in an expensive coat sword symbolize the wish of the people, "with our neighbors in the world to live." It seems that not very impressed with the leadership of the declaration and asked Georgians to be poostrozhnee with machetes. Center psevdopoliticheskoy intrigue remains Serduchka, arrived yesterday the quiet mouse (a) in Helsinki and never seemed (a) nose, hiding in a hotel room. However, journalists are waiting for the "mysterious transvestite from Ukraine" in today's rehearsal and press conference. Vera is upset for "transvestite", but there is no longer interest her statement that she - not a transvestite, and the actor Danilko, the "only" playing a woman who wrote, "MK". The projections do not lack. (- Final May 10 - Semifinal 12th) with the approach of the game become assumptions "floating". Strengthened considerably in the forecasts ballad from Serbia, a little faded into the background Eurydice from Cyprus, but the Greek Serbel up, our "Silver" and DJ Bobo - is part of it (for Switzerland) amazing in the competition for many. - What are you doing here? - Asked Megastar disco pop trance. - I was so impressed to start just past the "Euro Vision" in Athens, that I decided to come here, - said "Disco Dancer". - Lordi brought something? You are here to build a vampire ... - Well, we have nothing to do to do with Lordi. We are not monsters, we are - beautiful vampires, glamor ... This colorful background of today and is "united" pan-Slavic Russian-Belarusian-Ukrainian Vecherina be. In one of the hottest clubs in town Hearing about it all Helsinki is stirred. "Silver," the wizard and Serduchka will fraternize before the final and decisive battle. Promised mountains of eggs, bacon rolls and a sea of vodka ...

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